I'm about to recommend that you eat in a restaurant where the food isn't all that great. That's right. You read that correctly. The Unsicht Bar in Berlin doesn't serve very good food but a meal there is one that I think everybody should try at least once.
Here's why:
I've recently returned from a trip to Berlin (my first visit to the city but it certainly won't be my last) where I had booked a table at the unsicht-Bar. Some of you may already have heard of it but for those of you who haven't, it's a restaurant where you eat in the dark and by dark, I mean totally dark. Pitch dark. Dark as in there is no difference between having your eyes open or shut.
My dining companions were my boyfriend (who had been unexpectedly nervous about the whole experience for days in advance) and Amy (a friend from Kentucky whom I'd known during a year spent studying in Normandy in 1997/8 and hadn't seen since then!).
As we sat in the bar drinking sekt (German sparkling wine), we discussed what we expected from the evening. Amy and I were giddily excited while Richard was getting more and more nervous. I think he would have fled at that stage if he could have done so without embarrassment!
We also decided what we were going to eat. But this being the unsicht-Bar, the process of choosing your food was different to how it is in more conventional restaurants. There are five menus to choose from: vegetarian, fish, poultry, red meat or a surprise menu. Each of the dishes on these menus is described in a poetic fashion. So, instead of what I imagined to be pea soup, there was:
The princess is not laying on it but her father is telling anecdotes from his younger days.
A rocket salad with a mix of fresh and sun-dried tomatoes was:
Berlusconi's young choice of arugula's potency.
Cryptic, eh? We were still trying to guess what the menu might mean when we met our waitress for the evening - the absolutely lovely Ute. One of the unusual things about the unsicht-Bar is that the waiters are all blind or partially sighted. While this means it's easier for them to manoeuvre in the dark restaurant, it also seems to translate into a more personal experience for diners. Ute asked us all our names and remembered them throughout the evening.
She was also a very tactile person and lined us up to lead us into the restaurant. She told Richard to place his hands on her shoulders, Amy to place her hands on Richard's shoulders and me to place mine on Amy's. And then we went into the darkness...
I was overwhelmed by the darkness. It was darkness like you'd have in a cave. Total absence of light.
Amy was giggling but I suddenly felt a fear of abandonment. I felt vulnerable and frightened. If Richard had said that he wanted to leave, I'd have immediately left with him...
Somehow, he had completely changed his mind and so I had no escape route.
Ute delivered our wine and bread and taking our hands in hers, she guided us around the table. She also told us where our food would be found on the plate. It went something like this:

Then, we tucked in. Here's where I wished the food were better because my taste buds were really working overtime to figure out what everything was and while I appreciated the fresh crunch of the vegetables in my salad, the richness of the crayfish in my soup and the wonderful popping candy in Amy's chocolate dessert; most of the food was a little dull. Underflavoured and not very imaginative. I was fantasising about what Heston Blumenthal would have done in such a situation. Now, that would be a culinary experience to savour!
But as I said earlier, Unsicht Bar isn't really about the food. It's the experience. Here are my thoughts on what the evening meant to me:
Eating in the dark made us more polite and thoughtful of each other. Nobody interrupted anyone else while they were speaking. Instead, they took the time to listen and because there was nothing else to distract them, they actually came up with well-considered responses. So, our conversations were excellent!
Our table manners, on the other hand, went out the window. While we did make sure to pass each other wine, bread and water (after all, it was hard to find on the table), we all admitted to eating with our fingers. Manoeuvring food onto our forks and into our mouths isn't as easy as you might think.
I've obviously got an innocent mind as both Richard and Amy were wondering how many people were performing deviant sexual acts in the dark. (This never even crossed my mind!)
The experience makes you appreciate your sight and what it brings to your life but it also focusses your attention on how much your other senses influence the way you 'see' life too. It was quite amazing how quickly you were able to situate yourself in the room in relation to the other diners just with your ears.
Taste and smell obviously played a huge part in our appreciation of the food but so too did touch. Textures assumed an unexpected importance. How crunchy was something? How wrinkled was the sundried tomato? I vowed to pay more attention to such things when I was cooking in future. And I'm definitely going to find some uses for popping candy. I wonder if it would work in cupcakes...
The entire evening was a revelation and I'd recommend it to everyone. It doesn't come cheap though. Expect to pay €60 minimum per person and that's if you're being parsimonious with the wine.
To book or find out more, see here:
http://www.unsicht-bar-berlin.de/
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A restaurant with a difference: unsicht-Bar in Berlin